My Night Tonight

Now, this of you who may have seen me at the beginning of my night tonight, say 5 pm or so, I may have given you the "go fall off the nearest cliff and leave me the hell alone" look. If I gave you that look, or any version of that look, I do sincerely apologize. Let me just explain my situation to you.

So, I was talking to two of my friends around 1pm and we were planning on doing something. I was picking them up around 5, we were going bowling. Then we were going to Olive Garden for dinner. And to top off the night, we were going to watch Pitch Perfect. (highly recommended if you haven't seen it yet!) Sounds like a pretty kick ass night there, right?! I thought so.

Then, around 4:30 I'm warming up my car cause it tends to be temperamental when it comes to starting it in the cold. And by temperamental, I mean that it doesn't start in the cold unless I work some magic. Anyways, like a half an hour before I go to pick up my friends, I get a call from work. That's never good. They want me to come in. Someone called out and they want me to cover. Me, being the nice person I am, said yes because I didn't want to leave my coworker high and dry for the league rush. At first I was like "you can't be serious" and then I got to thinking, I'll probably only be there for league and then they'll let me leave because it's crappy out and no one will want to venture into the cold. Then I can still go out, just a little later. I was wrong. I got to work and they were like "oh, you're staying til 11." Fan-freaking-tastic. Way to eff up my plans. Stupid work.

But, as the shift goes on, it isn't so bad. Not too too busy. A few rushes here and there. My friends came to see me. And time was actually flying. I didn't get out of there until like 12:20 though cause I didn't want to leave my coworker with everything left to close. So I finally left and got home around 12:40.

Now, you're probably thinking this is then end to my little story. Well, my friends, it is your turn to be wrong now. I shut off my car, get out, and start walking inside. THAT is when I hit a patch of ice and fell right on my butt. Man did that hurt. Like I think I broke my butt. I kinda sat there for a minute, like stunned. Then I got back up and waddled to my porch and into my house. I say waddled because I just landed on my tailbone and it was a little tender. When I tell me dad this, he thinks it's the funniest thing. Well thanks father.

Okay. That's pretty much it. I've been watching Jenna Marbles for the past 3 hours. I'm productive. I do recommend her videos on YouTube too. They are hilarious. Go watch them. Go on. Well, that's about it. Just kidding. I have had "Jenna Marbles, gettin people pregnannnnt" stuck in my head for over 24 hours. Okay, now I think that's it. Toodles!