So, for those of you who read My Night Tonight, you know I took a digger in my driveway at like 12:40 this morning. By the waaaaaay, a digger is falling. I know some people don't know what that means. It's like a selected saying. Some people know it, some people don't. So saying "I took a digger" means the same thing as "I fell." Slang lesson of the day! You're welcome.
Anyways, I woke up this morning looking like a hot mess. My make up was everywhere. Still kind of a mystery as to how it got like that cause it has never done that before. My hair.. actually lets not mention my hair. Yes, it was that bad. I look like a had a pretty rough night last night. One of the drinking variety. But I didn't! Awkwaaaaard.
Besides the fact that I woke up looking like a hot mess, I went to go walk to the bathroom. Oh my goodness. My butt hurts so bad. I'm pretty sure I bruised something. Like ouch. Work today should be super fun. If you can't tell over the computer, that was completely 100% sarcasm right there. I'm actually really dreading this. I'm not sure if I should ice it. Would that be like a faux pas since I hurt it in the first place with ice? As strange as this sounds, and chances are I have not thought this through yet since I just woke up like 10 minutes ago, I feel like if I put ice on it, this ice will be mocking me since I feel on ice last night. You all think I'm either crazy and/or drunk right now. And that does not bother me one bit cause chances are, I don't know, like, most of you anyways. If any of you.
I think that's it. I wanted to update you guys on my situation. Bye now!
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