Decoding a Text/Tweet

Hi friends! For those of you reading who have my phone number and/or text me, or for those of you following me on Twitter, I'm sure you have seen my various ways of spelling things out/talking. If you have not, or even if you have, I'm going to give you some helpful hints to determine what kind of mood I'm in! (The reason I'm making this post is because I was talking to my mom about this the other day!)

Here we go!
"Okay"= everything is good/everything is normal
"Okay."= could be better, but it'll only last a few minutes
"Kay"= skating on thin ice there buddy.
"Kay."= the ice is literally cracking beneath your feet.
"K/K."= you're drowning & there is a good chance I will never talk to you again.
**I've never actually had to pull out the "K." on someone before**
"lol cool."=very sarcastic and usually annoyed about something

Another way to tell if I'm not very happy is my use of periods. If I put one word and then a period, there's a 99% chance I'm in a bad mood. I do use punctuation though. So if I have more that one sentence, I will use a period. I'm not a cave person.

I rarely swear like bad swears. When I say this, I mean like drop the eff-bomb. Words like bitch, crap, shit are fine, but when I drop the eff-bomb, I'm either frustrated or really really mad. (Except for when I'm driving. I tend to have road rage. Runs in the family!)

So that was how to tell if I'm in a bad mood. Let's move on to more interesting things!
If I ever use a backwards smiley face that is attached to the word, I'm usually flirting. For example, if I put "hahaa yeah(:" that's probably flirty depending on the conversation. I also use the backwards smiley face when I'm being friendly. So, if I text you that, don't assume I'm trying to date you. Normal smiles are just normal. I am a nice person hahaha

If I use double letters (ex: "hahaa") I'm in a good mood.
"haha" means that I either feel awkward or don't really find anything funny.
If I put "lol" something has to be funny. And if I put "lolololol" I'm actually laughing out loud.

That's really all I can think of right now. If I think of more, I'll letcha know! But for future references, you're welcome. Oh and if any of you wanna follow me on twitter, my username is @hayleyjohnson11 :)