Chelsea: "My birthday is my favorite day of the year. It only comes once a year."
Me: "Really Chelsea?! It only comes once a year?! And so do Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, etc."
Chelsea: "But Christmas is for everyone. My birthday is just for me."
Me: "Well that's selfish."
Chelsea: "Eh. I don't really like it being on Easter this year though."
Me: "Why? Cause you have to share it with God and it isn't 'just for you'?"
Chelsea: "No......"
Anyways, another Easter moment in the Johnson household. My dad was talking about Tim Tebow. My mom comments in saying "Over 30,000 people were going to his service today." Now, when people say 'service' in that context, it usually means that person has died. So thinking that, I said, "TIM TEBOW DIED?!" My whole family looks at me and my mom was like, "No, his church service." NOBODY CALLS IT A CHURCH SERVICE. IT IS REFERRED TO AS MASS NOW. Common mistake, but now everyone thinks I am stupid, including Chelsea's friend Disha.
Chelsea and Disha are huuuuge football fans. Huge. They are in love with the Patriots. Although in love with the Patriots, they are more in love with two of the football players. Specifically Wes Welker (Chelsea's pick) and Aaron Hernandez (Disha's pick). Disha tweets to Hernandez every day. That's dedication. Today, being Chelsea's birthday and all, Disha decided to be nice and tweet to Wes Welker saying how much Chelsea loves him and how today is her birthday, yadda yadda yadda. Chelsea thinks it will be absolutely hilarious if Wes Welker retweets that before Aaron Hernandez retweets for Disha. Personally, I think they're both going to get restraining orders from the two football players before they get anything else. But, knowing Chelsea and Disha, they would cherish the restraining orders because they'd be from Welker and Hernandez.
Anyways, I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Easter and my sister a happy birthday!
~Hayley
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